Monday 15 July 2013

The Vikings are Coming!!

Hello my dear friends...the other week friend and supporter of #flatmarley @robbiesvoice (dad to @bunnersandharvs) found himself in Sweden in the company of #flatmarley and sent us this report back from sunny Scandinavia...


...Eafrow: ome from ome.....



Me an @robbiesvoice....old pals....


....dooty free? Seem quite deer to me....eh? geddit? I do be ere all week....


You meets da oddest peoples on yore travils...is all slavery dis, Gettysburg dat...presumablee some forriner

...these Vikins no ow to host a dawg....


....wot you mean I not allowed leev peemail?....

...a lady likes a doggie in uneeform.....


....summer run to very tite timetable in Skandy-navyar

...can you take in cupple of inches on da waist?....


....sayit...doit....is up to you.....

 
in akchull fact NO....furst I haz to make sumfing wot need washin up.....

....i fank you...

....lunch was very deer.....eh? geddit? Very deer.....haahahahaha...oh pleeze yourself....

.....feelin in needs of afternoon snaks.....

Lok....then Buy....then Eat!


.....bit bland for I....

...if this do not meen Fruit & Veg I is callin my lawyer....

...Classic Snitter...the best type of Snitter if you arsk me....

I make no bones bout my needs....

...if I sit ere kwiet pawhaps they will close up and leev me to it.....

...Wot is you sayin exactlee Robbie?.....

....internashnull langwidge of noms.....

 
...doin some bloo sky finkin wiv my teem....

"Yore FIRED!!"

 
...do my ess look big in dis?...

....Robbie...and me....pleez rite yore own capshun....

....it do nivver pay to let blood sugar levels dip when you haz impawtant werk to do....

...."Yore FIRED!!"....


...i fink my profile-raisin trip to Sweedin ave been success....

...unlike UK...even the stoodents gets litter....i spose it do save time goin to baffroom....

....me and Robbee...travellin all da way rown da globe.....

....i haz been taken ostage....it do not look good...mite be two weeks of Knock Knock jokes....I iz sure to crack...


....dussnt worry....I iz not gettin married in church.....

...is just ower otel......

....mite need some new freds for I travels....


....Skandy-navyian beer do ave canine seal of proval....


...tradishnull greetin: prirrty much same as in da UK....


...after all dat work I is a little orse....eh?...i am wasted on yoo


...where is limo?....

...one small critty-sism of da transpawt rangements and I do be in a da dog ouse....i fort these peeple was sposed to be relax?



...fitiin in wiv I hosts.....

.....is my size I fink.....

...only sekrit bout Victoria wot I kno is that typist tell me the pasties from da shop by platform 9 is not wot they once woz....

....thanks to the marvellous Mr Robbie for hosting #flatmarley on his travels....one day he will be allowed back to Sweden I am sure...

Clapton, #flatmarleyHQ

Saturday 13 July 2013

Catch Up....

Hello my friends....there has been quite a lot to catch up on with #flatmarley this last few days....i am sorry he was not able to bring you news from the Wimbledon Men's Final...perhaps another year....but he has been hard at work helping out his friends...

...@elsabessborders needed a shappy-rone for Enley....

...I haz got choice of best seats for da rowin at Enley wiv @BarneyBT.....is VID day....

...is checkin there be no cheatin and wot not......

...dunno if da river be eggcitin enuff for I tho....praps sailin da o-shun wave to Hawai wiv @ozzietheborder and @lukemsailing  be more my stile....as long as I dussnt ave to get wet...good luck to dem wiv the Transpac racin

...on second forts I fink I do some domestic stuff wiv @sruffybuffyBT...i is parshull to a radish....
...is some dispute as to who own dis...I is claimin in (possesshun be nine tenfss an all dat)...but some say is Holyrood House...some like @hdufc...fanks for takin me Helen, Willo and Holly

....an they even has I own road in Edinburgh.....

....and I dunno who dis Arfur be...but his seat do not look comfy for naps...

...my pal Bella ave taked me walkin agane....i assoom snak be for I....

.....i is in my waterproofs....and I haz my golf clubs.....

.....anyfin Arfur can do I can do better....

...local sherpas is up to scratch.....

....#flatmarley style....

....er...packin for Africa wiv @senseafrica courtesee of @bunnersandharvs.....

...if anyone do be askin I wussnt here....speshully wiv dat @celpiescorner...
...ok, thats it for this week my friends...we have a special Swedish edition of #flatmarley for you in a day or two....as always, if you think you have sent in a photo and it hasnt been posted on the blog then please let me know. We try and use every single one we get....sometimes naughty Twitter hides them from us though...remember to use the #flatmarley hashtag when posting


Woof....Clapton...