Wednesday 30 May 2012

A Big Week for Flatness

Ello for you....it do be me, Marley, repawtin to you from #flatmarley HQ about a very bizee week indeed for a flat doggie of our intymate acquantance....furst of all I did pop down to Devon to see my pal @diamondbertie whose I did get to meet in the fur two summers ago but I dint be seein since...


Boo! I haz snooked up on Bertie....
 
.....I is behind you Bertie...
.....tirin werk all that snukkin....

....fulfillin a big ambishun and visitin the Rec wiv Bertie an Peter...

....pretty hots in the sunny West....

.....bein "ball boys" wiv Christine....

....mad enuff to be a terrier is Peter....

...and from there I haz been over to elp out @lamuttsbutt and familee again when they was visitin the Olympic Torch Relay....

....when duss the parade start eh?....
Grrrr....Massive Marley walks the hills.....
 
....haz no fear, I is totally trustwervvy round BBQs...
er....none left for you La Mutt....


.....and the familee of my close buddy @gunthergrunts ave whisked me away to Santorrini for a relaxin break in the sun in....

....King of all I survey......

.....wish you was here Gee....

...altho, to be fair, we is doin OK so far ......

....I prevents oliday goin down the plug ole...

......gilded cushun: minimum requirements for #flatmarley...

......but of corse I dussnt be able to spend too long in one place.....so, jettin fru Rotterdam to see my pal @bijntje......


....bear-ly time to say ello...

....before goin on to Baku to present Eurovision...


...nil points Engelbert you numtee....


.....and accompanyin Ted D Bear for a quick walk wiv his doggie pal Jed in Glasgow....


Nom Hunters par excellence....


....and chekkinin wiv Smudge and Chantal to see ow the lammynatin of #flatmarley be goin....



.....travellin by Jeep....

....and I did also find time to catch up wiv BT posse news wiv @leotheborder and @rohantheBT in the Highlands.....


.....pssst: my name duss be Rohan and I duss be a tennis ball addict...

....and no issue would be complete wivout furver adventures wiv Murfee (@no1border)....


...and Lo, the Holy Light did shine upon the sossidges....

.....stylish terrier.....

.....and I kno there will be sum of you claimin that #flatmarley is all fun in the sun but I do conclood today's repawt wiv news of werk at the Interzoo pet fair in Nuremberg, Germany where I did go wiv the staff of Feelwells, the pawsome food company run by my BT pal Alfie (@alfie_bt)....


....elpin collect Alfie's new brofur Jack from his carer Kerry...

....boardin the Nuremberg ferry......

.....joinin Alfie an Lola on the stand....

....you can never ave too many borders on your posters....

....chewin the fat wiv Jack the TopLife goat...

.....after a long day at the offis, time to get the boat home...

......yes, it do be all werk for a global superfur.....apart from....


...at the beach in Frejus, France wiv @eddietheborder

er.....or enjoyin the view of the sea wiv Eddie...
...and.....er....the bits at the Monaco Grand Prix....

....apart from that it be all werk.....Marley

Friday 25 May 2012

New Zealand

Ello for you....today we duss be bringin you speshul New Zealand Winter supplement for #flatmarley courtesy of my pals Bodie and Mrs Magoo.......

....we comes from a land down under....


...is speshul cos we dussnt see these two fine terriers on twitter and we is only followin em via their blog...wot be PAWSOME...and you can see it just HERE

....is you sittin comfortablee? Then we can begin.....

....hmm, where is we goin? Do i smell the sea?

....certunly feel like a beach.....
It IS the beach!! Pawsome. I love da beach....evevn if it is winter!
 
....fanks Bodie, nice trip to the beach....why dussnt you join us on twitter?

Speshul fanks to Bodie an Goo. It sure was great to see them and hang out at da beach for the day. If you takes a look at their blog you will see all the highlights of a splendid day out...

Woof.....Marley

Wednesday 23 May 2012

Feelin a bit queezy....


Ello for you....as promised I am bringin for you the second alf of #flatmarley's Norwegian adventures....we did start the day wiv a nap but it seems that we was avin funny dreams....


...ticklin nightmares.....


....and i had to be comforted by Berkeley and Enrietta .....


.....there was two of em...and they was all wobbly....

...and Enrietta did take me to the bonsai forest for some quiet contemplayshuns....


...Ommmmmmmm....

......but the peas and quiets did not last long cos Enry and Berkeley did ask me if I wanna go to the fun fair wiv them....


.....is you sure it be safe.....


.....screams if you wants to go faster....



...wheeeeeeeeee....


.....helps!! All in all I fink the fun fair mite haz been too much for me.....so I is off to see my pal La Mutts (@lamuttsbutt)....


...Hey! Careful where you is puttin that stick!!...

...nice to meets you Flea Cup...
..
...is you tryin to distract I wiv noms?....

....fank you, that be more comfortable....

.....i did fank La Mutt for ospitalitee and skedaddle over to see my pal Sumdge who ave arrived back from Doobai at last...but not before stoppin off to see my constituents...


...go back to your baskits, AND PREPARE FOR GOVT.

...courtesy of Tim (@extratrainer)....

....examinin Smudge's agilitee course...

....chekkin out the local birds....

...shellybratin Smudge's success wiv a glass or two...

...and elpin Chantal to lammynate the #flatmarleys for distribyooshun..

....I just remind you that if you do send a nice DM of your address to @smudgebt or @chantalwatling they will arrange for a nice lammynated dog to be sent to you by post but we do ask that's you rememeber Dogs Trust and makes a nice donayshun to them to fank Smudge and his mum for all their help...

....and from there to my final stop to see my pal Rosie (@rosieterrier) who ave been under the wevver a bit recently and need a visit from Dr Marley....

...latty or cappycheeno Rosie?...

...wot you mean is mum's chair?....
 ...and a final pitstop on da way back to HQ to see big event in @Millie_dog village ....



...Limpic Torch Relay: terrier2012

......wot a bizee week for #flatmarley. Fanks for playin. Donayshuns ave reached bout £400 and we is aiming to send our second matchin donayshun to Terrier Rescue on Munday......WOOF

Marley.