Saturday 20 October 2012

Hurrah!

Ello my pals....we haz snuck back durin the "off season" to bring you appy news from one of our pals....the peeple of @winstonwoofs did sneak off leavin him in jail for two weeks...we did wish im appy oliday and got on wiv fings and then a messij did pop up nouncin that his ma & pa had sneaked off to get married!! OMD.....but lookey look who they did take wiv em....is #flatmarley AND #flatwinston

...settlin down in "furst" class for the flight...
 ....but no one had telled us where we was goin so we was lookin for cloos....

....wot sort of fabric be this Big Win? Any cloos there?...
 .....nuffin inside , so we haz a look about outside....

...dussnt want to overdo the cloo-searchin my pal....let's get nap in befaw the Germans arrive
 ...we was waitin ages....but we dussnt see Mr & Mrs Winston anywhere.....

....not by the pool....but them trees look good for peemail....
 ...so we fort we should ask some locals.....

...Winston, the local dogs is friendly but I dunno if he can elp us....
 ....he was not knowin where M&D had gone but he did at least let us kno we was in Poo-ket....wot be in Tie Rack...or sumwhere like dat....

...it say it be Spa my pal, but they dussnt stock my usual foods...

...we might haz to talk about your diet my pal....you is sinkin in...

....finally we did find some fur who had some useful informayshuns....

fanks for dat local doggie, and well done for tryin so ard to be #flatThai....
 ....so we was off to the top floor lookin for da big suite....

...it's my colour Marley ....but do my butt look  a little big in it?...
 ...FINALLY....

...blushin bride and her guard of honnur....

two very ansome, smart lookin folk....and the bride & groom...BOOM BOOM
 ....hurray and congrats to Mr & Mrs Winston.....we is wishin you all da appiness in the werld my chums from all at #flatmarley HQ....

....they'll be very surprised to see us Win....wot could go wrong?....

Saturday 22 September 2012

Goodbye for now....

Ello for you my pals, this week we do be bringin you da final #flatmarley blog of this year....we do be wrappin fings up in style tho....and my pal Sarah (@threexhorses) ave elped me prepare for da final push wiv a spot of RnR on board ship.....

....here we is at the Pee & Oh! ship Azura....all a-border!!

....dockin in Gibraltar at the seleb terminal....no sign of Tom tho....

....dinin at the Captain's table....you haz sossage?

...when in Rome.....all hail the Emperor of Travel!!

....ere we are in Pizza....no sign of local delicasee...just wonky towers..

....in Monaco....not avoidin tax....just catchin some rays....

..I haaaam from Barcelona....i kno nuuuuuthing

....tuff life for the global afflete.....

.....all of which be good werk for da brane as well as for tired doggie bodies....and is good preparayshun for bizness trip wiv typist to Atlanta and Norf Carolina....


...bags all packed....
....i fink our ride is ere....

....urry up...we is last to board....

....leavin Atlanta....courtesy of Dog Nav...

...wot you mean is too early for stoppin?....

...is ok, i do be licensed to drive in Georgia....

....i makes the communitee news in Rabun, Georgia....

...finally....bacon, two eggs, pancakes, coffee....and wotever you want!

....time to go?...i haz not cort up on all da news yet....

....Asheville, sunny day....

...so...rude not to takes advantage i fink....

.....wow, local coleegs has sent up gift basket.....

.....but you kno that a dog cannnot stay from ome on a permmynint basis and we do be wrappin up or travels for 2012 wiv our dear pal Harvs (@bunnersandharvs) who ave been our most pawsome pal fru #flatmarley this year....here we is wotchin the bicyclin at the Tour of Britain....

....in the way you say? Me you say?....


...Andy & Sean....my domestiques....

...wiv @robbiesvoice, flyin da flag.....

...guardin the noms.....

.....i was leadin at the top of the furst mowntin....

.....slippin back into the pellyton.....

....they was expectin me.....

....cort this dude cheatin....

...Team #flatmarley all togevver at the finish.....

...more cheats....you haz to ave eyes in the back of your ead.....


Rapha, pacin me back to the front after peemail stops...

seriously, when are we gonna diskwalify this dude?....

....this lot all goin the wrong way....i'm callin myself the winner...

....where's my team car?...


 ...so that do be it for this year....fanks all so much for playin...and for helpin to raise so much munnee for Dogs Trust and Terrier Rescue...it ave warmed our heart to see so much generositee and peeple avin fun and sharin their pawsonal time wiv us to elp doggies wot be less fortunate than some...we duss be back next year....

In memory of Bunners....


Marley......woof

p.s. if anyone did miss out on submittin their pishures, dussnt worry...we will post em on twitter to keep our prawmise of no picture bein left behind....


Sunday 16 September 2012

Takin da message to da masses....

Ello for you my pals...there haz been a last minnit rush of da #flatmarley sightins around the werld as we haz announced that we is closin down the blog at the end of the munff so we can do some cleanin an maintenance for next summer....so many pishures in fact that we haz to split em up into several bloggy entries...

....i haz discussed my approach wiv super-terrier adviser Winston....@winstonwoofs

...haz to make sure we got all da impawtant issues covered....oh...ahem...

....pleez check da inbox Big Win in case we haz any suggestions by peemail....

....is no use my pal, we haz to get off to our super-secret HQ to discuss wiv da full advisory board...

.....pleez take a memo Miss Money-penny.....
....me an Winston ave come to the conclusion that we will bring the message to da public one more time in the ope we can raise one last wheelbarrow of munne for Dogs Trust and Terrier Rescue.....


....hmmm.....you know where we is yet?.....

....we has gone to see super TV-Terrier who be @ozzietheborder.....and his pals at Meridian TV......

.....News Terrier presents all da news that's fit to repawt in the South and South East....

....and they haz elped by providin advices for nervuss terriers who is not used to appearin in the meejah....


....must remember lines, must remember lines....
....but Ozzie do be a pawfect profeshunull and elp me fru it paw by paw....

....and now for a pawsonal interest story from Surrey.....

....ello for you Ozzie and fanks for avin me on da show....*waves to camera, grinz*....

.....and you haz raised OW MUCH for charity?......

.....all under control in da produckshun suite......
....and it seem that even pals on oliday in Tscanny was able to see our interview via sattylite.....

Miss Chantal Watling catches up via iPlayer....
....fanks so much for all your ard werk this year my pals. We had anuvver nice letter from Dogs Trust this week fankin us for the munnee wot we raised together....it be over £600 for DT and da same for Terrier Rescue.....is all for doggies....woof. Toon in next week for da final updates of the year...features trips to da Smokey Mountins and a Meddyterannean croose!!



Marley....